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    12 months ago

    Definition: “man up”

    Man up, v.

    To become more manly; to increase the level of testosterone in the body to unimaginable levels; to become a hulking mass of quivering muscle.

    Examples of “manning up” include:

    • Felling a giant sequoia with a single headbutt
    • Punching a great white shark into a red mist
    • Kicking a black hole so hard in the dick that it shits its pants

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